h0mocidal:

does anyone else convert oxygen into carbon dioxide or is that just me lol 

hempest:

sexponents:

MY TOASTER IS ON FIRE WHAT DO I DO

make a text post

blank:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

asian:

I really like you but you’re an ocean and I’m just a wave