lrnaonerd:

how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up

howidiotic:

when people play things out loud rather than wearing headphones

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slydigged:

*gets down on one knee* will u…stop talking

"Dude, you just ran like 13 miles in 30 minutes."

okaymad:

it’s 2014 and teeth still don’t brush themselves what’s this shit

sally-mun:

This is how I imagine my college is using my tuition money.

therevolutionisnevercoming:

And the award for most inappropriate children’s underwear goes to…

michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

vesley:

Wasn’t puberty supposed to make me hot

verybigpimpin:

*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*

nakedly:

nakedly:

i hate perfect people

which is why i hate myself