billyjojo:

imagine getting a tattoo and then hearing the tattoo artist going like “oops”

devilfruits:

Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.

phatamy:

urietarded:

textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket

ven0moth:

if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry

alzix:

I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird

jerkidiot:

yeah…im tough….i’ve got some scars…..*shows u my belly button* this one i got from being in the womb for 9 months….had to remove my umbilical cord…rough times but im still standing…

horoscope:aries enjoy breathing air and good food
girl:yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell

sniffing:

iOS 7 more like iOS 7% of my battery left.

tltty:

#hashtag? I prefer #hashbrown

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lonelygiraffe17:

Trusting people is becoming hard

Keeping my grades up is becoming hard

Feeling pretty is becoming hard

Thinking happy thoughts is becoming hard

Doing work is becoming hard

Maintaining a friendship is becoming hard

Doing everything is becoming hard and I don’t like it