icarly-official:

why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers?

because they can’t even

I feel like my teachers expect more from me than they do other students because I’m Asian

chilled:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot

quick personality test

notesfrombakerst:

say “hey now” in a group of people and see if they respond with “you’re an allstar” or “this is what dreams are made of”

reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

hellacatholic:

"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”

kansass:

Eyebrows so strong they bench press 350

ursulatheseabitchh:

acting cool but checking out the booty like

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