Anonymous — In class my teacher gave us a worksheet to complete individually and we were talking and he turns around and says "I don't think it takes more than one person to do this" and I expected a hole shit ton of people to answer back sarcastically so I go "I DO" in a really loud voice and I got sent to the hall to think about what I did and when I left I accidentally ran into the wall.
one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again
Anonymous — i have been chased. by a chicken. up a tree. who gets chased by a fucking chicken.