this girl ripped her galaxy leggings today and i couldnt stop laughing because there was a rip in the fabric of space
I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer
my Dad makes dad jokes but because hes a physics teacher theyre not common dad jokes
"hey dad, whats up?"
"Up is a directional vector with no force"
are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch
does anyone else find it immensely comforting to have someone touching you? not like poking or tickling you or like sexually just feeling some other person being beside you and like your elbows or legs or something are touching and you’re like oh this person is alive too